A 41yr old woman gets a heart attack and ends up in the hospital whereshe is operated.
While in the operation room, she gets a vision.
She sees God and asks him: "Has my time come?"And God replies: "No, you still have 43 years, 2 months and 8 days togo"
The operation goes well and she recovers very well.
Now that she knows that she will be around for a long time to come, shedecides that it's worth to spend some money on plastic surgery. Shedecides to get a facelift, have her breasts corrected, have her lipsinjected with collagen and go for a liposuction.
After her last operation, she exits the hospital and gets run over by anambulance.
Arriving in heaven, she barks out to God: "Well ... you said I would live for at least another 40 years!!!"
God replies: "I didn't recognize you!"
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