Punjab Ki Puthar

Some jokes

1) Sardar: I haven't slept all night in the train.
Friend: Why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Why didn't you try to exchange seats?
Sardar: Oye, there was nobody 2 exchange seat in the lower berth.


2) Sardar tells a girl "Come to my house at night, nobody will be there"
Girl goes at night & really nobody was there !


3) A Sardar went to a bank to open an A/C. After seeing the form he had gone to Delhi for filling up.
You know why? Form Says " FILL UP IN CAPITAL".


4) A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge losses.
Do you know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab !


5) A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stood up and said we must find & stop her !

6) Sardar - Why are all these people running ?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar - If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running ?


7) Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.
Again twins & named them Max & Climax.
Again the same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED !

8) 19 sardars went to see a film. On asking them why they came in a big group of 19?
They replied that "The film was only for above 18."

9) A sardarji photographer was focussing a dead body's face in a funeral
function. Suddenly all relatives started beating him. Why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"